Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency

Today I've mostly been amusing myself by reading McSweeney's Internet Tendency.

Some favourites...

• EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH YOU: A LETTER FROM DR. PHIL. BY WENDY MOLYNEUX
• WHITE HOUSE STAFF MEMO REGARDING THE TRANSITION ON JANUARY 20. BY WENDY MOLYNEUX & MIKE BOYLE
• HOW TO MAXIMIZE YOUR ESTATE'S PAIN-AND-SUFFERING COMPENSATION FOR YOUR INEVITABLE DEATH IN A PLANE CRASH.BY ALISON ESPACH
• TRANSLATED THOUGHTS AND QUESTIONS THAT ARE RUNNING THROUGH A NORTH KOREAN REFUGEE'S MIND WHEN HE IS AWARDED POLITICAL ASYLUM
  IN THE UNITED STATES, SETTLES DOWN, TURNS ON THE TELEVISION, AND THE FIRST THING HE SEES IS A FANCY FEAST CAT-FOOD COMMERCIAL. BY DAVID ALDRIDGE
• MY PET PEEVES BY DAN LIEBERT

(Apologies about the caps; you think I'm going to type all that shit out when I can copy&paste, especially that Fancy Feast one... hehe). I'll probably add even more later...x